meatball madness

let me just start by saying, why do all the great names for things like bands, movies, places, and maybe even people seem to be wasted (or squandered)

squan·der (skwndr)
tr.v. squan·dered, squan·der·ing, squan·ders
1. To spend wastefully or extravagantly; dissipate. See Synonyms at waste.
2. To fail to take advantage of; lose a chance for: squandered an opportunity to go to college.
3. Obsolete To scatter.
n.
Extravagant expenditure; prodigality.

i'm suddenly reminded of this by a band called "meatball madness." now its no secret that i love meatballs, and its also no secret that that band probably sucks, and when i say "probably" i mean "definitely. and when i say "definitely" i mean "i listened and i feel like there goes 30 seconds of my life i can never get back."

thats all beside the point, though.

this morning i woke up with ribbon in my pants. how did this happen? i have no idea. nothing crazy happened last night, and nothing entered or exited my pants region- so i'm absolutely baffled how theres a long strand of green ribbon wedged right in there. confusion aside, the ribbon is now removed, and i can begin my day properly.